The first time she appeared was during the snow storm...a threat to throw a chair through my roommate's windshield for "stealing" her non-assigned parking spot at 1am.
Her encore performance came today in this lovely handwritten letter mailed to me...
Re: Environmental Issues
Put your damn paper products in the right recycling container at your end of Belle View.
Also, use cloth bags for Trader Joe's. Don't you give a rats ass about trees and the environment - or are you just dumb and/or lazy?
You represent the majority of greedy americans (or obese capitalists)
Your friend indeed!
:(
A few things I would like to point out:
1. She went through the trash/recycling bins in the neighborhood. gross
2. She MAILED a PAPER letter about killing trees and the environment. ironic?
3. She is angry that I am recycling my trader joe's paper bags
4. If she is so concerned about my weight after digging through my recycled frozen food containers she should offer to cook for me.
I literally just laughed out loud at this. Poor woman!! Can we PLEASE toilet paper her car with biodegradable toilet paper? Or at least hire her an eco-friendly prostitute? Woman needs it in a major way, poor girl.
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